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This was the longest cruise I’d ever been on, and I’d highly recommend it for unwinding and making the most of the onboard amenities throughout the 18-night trip - but things took a turn for the worse when we hit the Sydney cruise terminal.
Embarking on a cruise along the Tracy Arm in Alaska, I was amazed by its breathtaking beauty, even at the ungodly hour of 6 AM!
This was my first stop on my cruise to Alaska from Vancouver, and one I can’t wait to revisit sometime in the future. Juneau is an amazing place and wish I had more time to explore.
Before going on my first ever solo cruise, I had only traveled with family and friends. Therefore, this experience presented me a fantastic and nervous opportunity, as it was a destination I had always wanted to visit. I thoroughly enjoyed my two-week stay onboard....
The Boarding Icon of the Seas in PortMiami, Miami, Florida, is an incredible cruise terminal that’s designed to handle these massive cruise ships like a pro! When I checked in for my grand suite, everything went smoothly. There were dedicated queues and a cozy lounge to relax before we set sail....