Icon of the Seas

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Apr 6, 2024 • 5 minutes • 936 words

My Stay in the Infinite Grand Suite Stateroom 9224 on Icon of the Seas

The Boarding Icon of the Seas in PortMiami, Miami, Florida, is an incredible cruise terminal that’s designed to handle these massive cruise ships like a pro! When I checked in for my grand suite, everything went smoothly. There were dedicated queues and a cozy lounge to relax before we set sail....