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2025

April

Successfully approved for Global Entry!

Apr 16, 2025 • 1 minute • 165 words

January

Conditionally approved for Global Entry

Jan 31, 2025 • 1 minute • 172 words

Global Entry Australian Background Check Application Fixed

Jan 19, 2025 • 1 minute • 135 words

Global Entry available for Australians

Jan 18, 2025 • 2 minutes • 383 words

2024

November

18 Night Transpacific Cruise from Hawaii to Sydney on Ovation of the Seas

Nov 1, 2024 • 11 minutes • 2,136 words

September

My solo Alaska cruise Hubbard Glacier Gallery

Sep 19, 2024 • 1 minute • 130 words

Solo cruising through Tracy Arm, Alaska

Sep 13, 2024 • 1 minute • 96 words

Juneau visit on my Solo Alaska Cruise and Mendenhall Lake Canoe Tour

Sep 11, 2024 • 2 minutes • 299 words

My first solo cruise to Alaska, departing from Vancouver

Sep 9, 2024 • 3 minutes • 622 words

United Airlines Polaris Business Class Sydney-San Francisco

Sep 6, 2024 • 2 minutes • 418 words

April

My Stay in the Infinite Grand Suite Stateroom 9224 on Icon of the Seas

Apr 6, 2024 • 5 minutes • 936 words

2023

April

Going solo to WrestleMania 39

Apr 2, 2023 • 2 minutes • 362 words

March

Solo visit to Hell’s Kitchen Washington DC

Mar 23, 2023 • 2 minutes • 376 words